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Wild Karrde · Dec 08, 2007, 12:04 AM // 00:04

the -1:100 vamp

Nochtflamir · Mar 30, 2008, 01:15 AM // 01:15

Thread Necromancing:

Nocht's Red Stapler (swingline brand)

Take my stapler, and I'll set your building on fire.

Dallcingi · Mar 30, 2008, 01:47 AM // 01:47

it already drops!
Fengs Focus woot!

FlamingMetroid · Mar 30, 2008, 02:24 AM // 02:24

mine would be the C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
uninstalls Guild Wars on foe's computer upon interrupt

Kerwyn Nasilan · Mar 30, 2008, 02:26 AM // 02:26

mini polar bear summoner create 100,000 mini polar bears for every kill. the catch? they are all considered dupped.

Malice Black · Mar 30, 2008, 02:29 AM // 02:29

Wand of Mending

Gives +3 heath regen, -1 energy regen.
20/20 Sundering
+30HP (while not enchanted)

Thorondor Port · Mar 30, 2008, 02:35 AM // 02:35

Banana Scythe..

i bet its been said.

64life leech ammy?

Kiragi Yagami · Mar 30, 2008, 02:41 AM // 02:41

if i were a boss, no-one would be able to kill me anyway, so no need for a green.

/endsarcasm.

yeah, if i dropped a green it would be a recurve bow. or perhaps a fire staff.

MithranArkanere · Mar 30, 2008, 02:47 AM // 02:47

Hm... Boss... If I were a boss...

GW1

- Dreadful Eye-poking Stick
*15-22 piercing damage (req9 swordmanship)
*+15% damage
*-5 energy
*+Armor penetration 20% (Chance: 20%)
*+Armor +5

GW2

- Migi
*Rapier, 17-35 piercing damage
*Fast (1.33 seconds attack rate)
*Equipable only in Right hand
*Ignores target armor if target foe is not attacking.
*Always deals critical hits if target foe is not attacking.
*1000% damage vs demons

- Hidari
*Bastar Sword, 7-71 slashing damage
*Slow (1.75 seconds attack rate)
*Equippable only in Left hand
*+25% chance to block attacks
*Foes attacking in melee are knocked down when they block an attack made with this weapon.
*Ignores armor if Target is knocked down.

- Two Shots
*Blunderbuss, 48-480 blunt damage.
*Two shots: Very Fast, Very Slow (shot 1, short interval of 0.1 seconds; shot 2, long interval of 4 seconds)
*Medium range (spear range)
*+1000% damage if projectile hits the head part.

Luckily, I'm there's no such boss, XDDDD.

Burst Cancel · Mar 30, 2008, 02:51 AM // 02:51

I'd drop Diablo 2 items; God knows I farmed way too many of them for far too many years.

I'd also drop Burst Cancel consummable items - 1 use, grants 30 frames of invulnerability to strikes.

Gwmaster · Mar 30, 2008, 02:55 AM // 02:55

The Camel Toe
+12 energy
Halves skill recharge 20%
Male Characters receive +3 health regeneration while standing around you.

crazybanshee · Mar 30, 2008, 03:42 AM // 03:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonlit Azure

I would drop a broodwich . Its an item and its green

, well the lettuce is.

I would love to see people's faces when it drops.

LMAO the broodwich. You read that in a woman's magazine!

Shayne Hawke · Mar 30, 2008, 03:50 AM // 03:50

Stupid Ol' Drop

A Staff that does lightning damage: 11-22 (req. 9 Fast Casting), halves casting time of Death Magic spells (Chance: 20%), halves skill recharge of spells (Chance: 20%), swordsmanship +1 (20% Chance while using skills), and +5 energy.

NeonXero · Mar 30, 2008, 04:01 AM // 04:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybanshee

LMAO the broodwich. You read that in a woman's magazine!

Pixelized Milkshakes for the win.

I'd drop a Stone of Jordan.... or a scythe that has an appearance/animation quite similar to the Storm Bow.

Nightmares Hammer · Mar 30, 2008, 04:02 AM // 04:02

Ogre-Slaying Knife

I'd need my own Dungeon, of course.

Edit: Better idea:

Nightmares Hammer
Blunt Dmg: 19-35 (req. 9 Hammer Mastery)
Damage +15% (while Health is above 50%)
Life stealing: 5
Health regeneration -1
Health +30
One-handed

Konig Des Todes · Mar 30, 2008, 04:13 AM // 04:13

If I was a boss...I would like to add in my elite too :P

Green 1: Azazel's Dual Swords: 17-27 damage|requirement: 9: dagger mastery|-1 energy regeneration|gain 5 energy per hit|15% damage|+50 health

Green 2: Azazel's Dual Axes: 17-27 damage|requirement: 9: dagger mastery|-1 health regeneration|gain 10 health per hit|15% damage|+50 health

Elite: Demon's Fury: You attack/move 33% faster for 5...25 seconds. You block 75% of incoming attacks and cannot be the target of spells(Lose 100...25 health and 20...5 energy when ends)|5eng|stance|20 second recharge

Monster Skill: Avatar of Azazel: Become the Demon Azazel for 90 seconds|All attacks are critical hits|Deal +20 armor ignoring damage|have +3 health and energy regen.

And the avatar form would look like...Attachment 52022

Lord Sojar · Mar 30, 2008, 05:35 AM // 05:35

Sojar's Retribution

Sword for Monks

Damage: 11-22 (requires 8 Divine Favor)
+5 Energy
Halves Casting Time of Spells 20% Chance
+20% Enchantments

It would look like this:

GloryFox · Mar 30, 2008, 05:45 AM // 05:45

Dropped by an assassin boss that uses a Monster Skill called Glorious Fury.
Glorious Fury
Cost 5 Energy ¼ Casting time 30-second recycle.
For 60 seconds you make double strikes 100% of the time and attack 33% faster. All of your attacks deal life stealing damage and you loose 25 health each time you fail to hit.

Fox’s Glorious Fury
These Daggers are 7-17 req 9 (Holy Damage)
The skin used would be the same as a pair of Shadow Blades but with a Chaos Axe glow.

Vampiric Malus Daggers of Devotion Req 9
Prefix: Life Stealing 3 Health Regeneration -1
Inscription: +15 Energy & –1 Energy Regeneration Same as "Seize the Day" [Furthermore it can use inscriptions but only Spell casting weapon inscriptions.]
Plus you may add one Shield Inscription as a suffix.
Suffix: +45 Health while enchanted [of Devotion Inscription]
(I have never understood why two handed weapons can’t have this suffix.)

Pleikki · Mar 30, 2008, 05:48 AM // 05:48

mm. i would drop various offhand with paperfan skin (with various i mean Energy storage soul reap divine etc) spellcasting offhand

Melody Cross · Mar 30, 2008, 05:53 AM // 05:53

what green would i drop?

green dye...like the rest of them